The qualities one must possess In order to get laid

The Butch girls only need posses one of two skills.

The ability to cook
Or
The ability to dance

If you can do either of these… then my friend, you are in luck! Femme chicks are suckers for a tomboy that can whip up a delectable treat from nothing at all at 2am and if you can’t do that… sweep her off their feet – literally. Nothing can get a girl to follow you home quicker than having her follow you around the dance floor first.

So I asked the question… what are the two qualities a girly girl must posses in order to have the same affect. I was told they must posses one of two things…

A nice… (Dramatic pause and cheeky grin) SMILE….
OR
A nice rack.

I suspect I was being told the same thing twice.

It can’t really be that simplistic… Can it?