So, here I am – some random hotel room in Connecticut, smoking in the bathroom with the fan on and the shower running – can of "Oust" at the ready and it occurs to me…
Don't people use hotel rooms to lose their virginity, do drugs and deal arms to foreign militia?
And I'm fucking smoking in the BATHROOM !
REALLY???
When did we all become so friggin conservative? It just about near kills me - the blandness of it all.
I'm going back to my roots – I have decided in this very minute. My goal every day from here to the tag on my toe – is to find one rule a day and break it… Is anyone up for that kind of challenge with me?
Currently listening : Personality Test By Henry's Anger
Don't people use hotel rooms to lose their virginity, do drugs and deal arms to foreign militia?
And I'm fucking smoking in the BATHROOM !
REALLY???
When did we all become so friggin conservative? It just about near kills me - the blandness of it all.
I'm going back to my roots – I have decided in this very minute. My goal every day from here to the tag on my toe – is to find one rule a day and break it… Is anyone up for that kind of challenge with me?
Currently listening : Personality Test By Henry's Anger
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Sure, I live near a bridge and there's a rule of no hanging upside down from it in your underwear. First I will need a pair of "your underwear" since I couldn't break the rule with just mine.
ReplyDeleteGranny panties on their way!
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Wait - it's got a 200 foot high center span.... will that work? If I said "it's not high enough" would you know the movie reference?
1978, "The End" Reynolds and DeLuise... See... Suicide can be funny!!!
ReplyDeleteThe art of pleasing consists in being pleased.
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