Ok.... I posted pillow fluff in a fit. I re-read it the next day and in all fairness to the person I wrote it about - I took it down. Truly I'm sure we will end up being friends someday!
For those of you who didn't get to read it... I got into an interaction with someone who referred to femme's... lesbian diva's as nothing more than lipstick lesbians...high maintenance needy pieces of pillow fluff.
It was supposed to be a busting balls moment that went too far and I'm pretty sure at this point the person who said it - didn't mean it.
Your responses to my piece were hysterical - indignant and a little too harsh to post (I think we are more than even and I owe you a beer or maybe a six pack).
Landing Boeing 747's as usual... healing my tank girl wounds and much much more.... the reason I will probably be single for the rest of my days... because really who can live up to Foxy Brown?
Yes I will drive the boat, the car, the tractor... don't forget the ATV... I will save you from gasoline explosions around the fire-pit and put together your flat packed ikea furniture... I will fix your broken appliance and put in wood floors or tile your bathroom... I'd like to have someone's children - but I'll pass on the taxes....
Holding the purse, finding the favorite lipstick and plugging in the curling iron does not take anything away from you. It definitely does not make you Pussy whipped or pussy poisoned.... It makes you the last standing chivalrous, lesbian boy that "Get's It"!
The next HM, N piece of PF - to come along will be the luckiest girl in the world.
Now if I could just find that one remaining boy in the lesbian world that wears the same "nik - colored" glasses as this Southern Bell... sigh... that my friends would be a superb day!
I post her response because it's a fabulous world view.....
"Fine! If no other formers are going to step up to the plate here…I will.As much as it pains me to do so, (I prefer to be the silent spectator from far away) this I can not stand!
First. The answer to your question is AH NO! Most of us wonderfully butch (and I would beg to guess in awe of the feminine) do not stand around and complain about the high maintenance gorgeous thing that has just left our sight. (Holding the purse) If memory serves me correctly, the conversation usually goes something like..."Dude, how did you land that?" A quick look at the ground and a swig of a beverage. "Hell if I know. I should get her another drink while she's gone." We all know we are on borrowed time here.
I am sure that there are some high maintenance feminine pillow fluff's out there. Thank God biblically I only have to experience that interaction once and then I got to run kicking and screaming. But after being around a group of feminine women for one evening will tell you..Most of the pillow fluffs come in flannel shirts and baseball hats.
Of course I am insulted for all of the girls. But just as importantly I am insulted for ME and all my boys. F&^% that if this idiot is just going to give us a bad name! F(*&^ that if miss butch did not just tell us all that we have wasted YEARS of our life chasing pillow fluff? Take off the baseball cap and smell the hair care products dude! Women have not been referred to as goddesses since the beginning of time for nothin'!
If you are lucky she will drive the boat, the car and the tractor. She will have your kids and do your taxes. She will rock your world and leave you with bruises. She will look so great that others will shake your hand. And then you will say Thank you. But only if you are lucky.
I'm guessing miss butch is not.
This particular feminine, lipstick wearing, high heel strutting, HM non PF will tell you that none of these opinions make me a p(^$$Y or a push over. Rather, a healthy respect for the girl will make u awesome".
Currently listening : Antifluff Superstar By Antifluff Superstar Release date: 2000-12-24
For those of you who didn't get to read it... I got into an interaction with someone who referred to femme's... lesbian diva's as nothing more than lipstick lesbians...high maintenance needy pieces of pillow fluff.
It was supposed to be a busting balls moment that went too far and I'm pretty sure at this point the person who said it - didn't mean it.
Your responses to my piece were hysterical - indignant and a little too harsh to post (I think we are more than even and I owe you a beer or maybe a six pack).
Landing Boeing 747's as usual... healing my tank girl wounds and much much more.... the reason I will probably be single for the rest of my days... because really who can live up to Foxy Brown?
Yes I will drive the boat, the car, the tractor... don't forget the ATV... I will save you from gasoline explosions around the fire-pit and put together your flat packed ikea furniture... I will fix your broken appliance and put in wood floors or tile your bathroom... I'd like to have someone's children - but I'll pass on the taxes....
Holding the purse, finding the favorite lipstick and plugging in the curling iron does not take anything away from you. It definitely does not make you Pussy whipped or pussy poisoned.... It makes you the last standing chivalrous, lesbian boy that "Get's It"!
The next HM, N piece of PF - to come along will be the luckiest girl in the world.
Now if I could just find that one remaining boy in the lesbian world that wears the same "nik - colored" glasses as this Southern Bell... sigh... that my friends would be a superb day!
I post her response because it's a fabulous world view.....
"Fine! If no other formers are going to step up to the plate here…I will.As much as it pains me to do so, (I prefer to be the silent spectator from far away) this I can not stand!
First. The answer to your question is AH NO! Most of us wonderfully butch (and I would beg to guess in awe of the feminine) do not stand around and complain about the high maintenance gorgeous thing that has just left our sight. (Holding the purse) If memory serves me correctly, the conversation usually goes something like..."Dude, how did you land that?" A quick look at the ground and a swig of a beverage. "Hell if I know. I should get her another drink while she's gone." We all know we are on borrowed time here.
I am sure that there are some high maintenance feminine pillow fluff's out there. Thank God biblically I only have to experience that interaction once and then I got to run kicking and screaming. But after being around a group of feminine women for one evening will tell you..Most of the pillow fluffs come in flannel shirts and baseball hats.
Of course I am insulted for all of the girls. But just as importantly I am insulted for ME and all my boys. F&^% that if this idiot is just going to give us a bad name! F(*&^ that if miss butch did not just tell us all that we have wasted YEARS of our life chasing pillow fluff? Take off the baseball cap and smell the hair care products dude! Women have not been referred to as goddesses since the beginning of time for nothin'!
If you are lucky she will drive the boat, the car and the tractor. She will have your kids and do your taxes. She will rock your world and leave you with bruises. She will look so great that others will shake your hand. And then you will say Thank you. But only if you are lucky.
I'm guessing miss butch is not.
This particular feminine, lipstick wearing, high heel strutting, HM non PF will tell you that none of these opinions make me a p(^$$Y or a push over. Rather, a healthy respect for the girl will make u awesome".
Currently listening : Antifluff Superstar By Antifluff Superstar Release date: 2000-12-24
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