My favorite lines from P-Town

Friday, July 25, 2008

Since we are heading back... an incomplete list of the last trip



My favorite lines from P-Town... the ones I remember through the haze ...


"You've NEVER done a body shot"?

"I think the balcony door is stuck"

"OMG! We could have died or even BEEN ARRESTED"

"3 kids and a boob job, wanna see"? (the kids or the boobs?)

"If you leave I'm gonna F*@! Somebody else"

"Ok, fine… gimme your number, I'll call you tomorrow" "I can't…….my husband has my cell phone"

"Why will nobody sleep with me"?

"Her ankles not broken but her ego might be"

"You've NEVER done a body shot… "?

"Are you trying to get me to sleep with you"?

"I'd never take advantage of a drunken woman" "Well, that's just STUPID"

"Are you trying to get me to sleep with you"?

"Dammit, my ball gag is at the cleaners"

"Think we can scale the fence"?

"Why does my ass hurt"?

"The police stole my wallet"

"She's coherent; we just have to make sure she doesn't walk out in traffic"

"I'm glad you ladies enjoyed singing along with the ipod… because my truck has now been running all day"

"Ashley, we need another room"

"But then you would save lives of people who were meant to die and strip the planet of all of its resources – therefore killing us all"

"I'd guess you taught political science at Brown"....."Oh Honey, I don't even have a college degree"......"That's just impossible"!!......"Why, because I can walk upright without my knuckles dragging on the floor"?

"Are you checking out today, I have to know" "I don't know – it's not my room"

"Is that a British flag"?

"We don't serve your kind in here" "Who…The British"?

"Genocide? Really? I just wanted to buy a T-Shirt".

"For Real….You've NEVER done a body shot"?

"No matter what happens… don't let me get drunk and eat pizza"

"Guys! Guys!! GUYS!!! I'm serious, we need a cab NOW" ...... "brrrrrrrrrmpppp" ...... "I can't breathe…..I can't breathe…."

"Why does lesbian sex take so long… don't you get bored"?

"It must have been good… I woke up to a marching band playing "Yankee Doodle" outside my hotel room"

Possibly one of my favorites….

"I have stayed in a Litany of rooms this weekend… 409, 285, 286, 318, 208…"

Along with…..

"Why am I all sticky"?




Currently listening : Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads By Jimmy Buffett Release date: 1992-05-19