My Favorite Quotes of The Day - For Sam!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008




"I want someone to love me because I'm a bitch AND because I scream and shout"

"I'm an idiot. Really a total idiot. Sometimes I am so in tune and just GET IT and the rest of the time I'm twelve"

"Did you break down?"

"Do you think someone is trying to kill you?" ... "I mean, that is the old fashioned way to do it"

"Do you have one particular name in mind?"

"The noise kinda sounded like... Help me - I'm stuck!"

"You have reached a non working number"

"The doorbell rang and then I realized... we didn't have a doorbell"

"It's not like we're getting her a boyfriend!"

"Hand him the shirts and if he asks, tell him we are NEVER doing business with him again. Don't forget, we only got four shirts and have no knowledge of any fifth shirt or it's potential whereabouts"

"Probably a bartender. Do you think he went to work naked?"

"We hafta watch it on the big screen, you'd never see her on a small one"

"We hit the lottery... in the toolshed!"

"He probably wanted pizza and a haircut"

"I carried that Sombrero with the dangly balls across 5 state lines, it doesn't matter that it was never displayed... I kept it for 20years and 3 house moves just on principle"

"We wore out the old "I'll feed you in prison" line"

"They called her a (insert spanish word for a ladies nether regions) every day"

"He is still messing with us. Sam, where is my drink"?

Humor and Heartbreak.

To Butch, with Love.



Currently listening : The 50 Greatest Love Songs By Elvis Presley Release date: 2001-09-11